Thursday, January 10, 2008

Birthday Sabo (the innocent looking liar)

Aih....

Where shall i began....it all started with the Sabo for David Oh's birthday...So you know...being the innocent looking me (Mother Theresa alike ;P)...I am sent up to the office to tell David that someone has crashed into his little kancil and cause a big dent...So David was all panic...walk down rush outside and tadaaaa.....Sabo sama dia!....So he was showered with pails and pails of water....perhaps coke...is there coke? hrmm....aaah...anyway...that was my first job as the "innocent liar" for birthday sabos...

Then come my second job...last night they wanted to sabo Hazel HOR...not Hazel Saw...so...in order to sabo Hazel Hor, they need Hazel Hor to stand at the center of the carpark in church....so they sent me, Hazel Saw, to try to trick her into standing in the middle loh....but this time...Hazel Saw wasn't being that smart...Hazel Saw just realized the fact that she cannot act as a person who likes to "menghasut"....innocent roles can la...but the confronting menghasut role....aiya......*speechless*.....there was actually some miscommunication....so at the last moment, there was some change of plan....another partner in crime...Jeffrey...were asked to ask Hazel Hor to go makan makan...so everything went well already...so long as Hazel Hor step out of the building she will get sabo....but....this Hazel Saw...pandai pandai....come to Hazel Hor and whisper to her.."Hazel!"....i said...."come come...i got something want to tell you....i heard someone talking bad bout you and it is quite serious".....not realizing that my body gestures has already betrayed me....sigh....thinking that i STILL need to make sure she stand at the center of the carpark (even though now actually no need already because so long as she step out will sure kena already wan) i tried my best effort to try to talk and walk out and stand in the center....haiyoo....miscom miscom....so Hazel Hor feeling suspicious....didn't dare to step out of church....until...............she peeped....then....ah...she saw the pails of water....anyway...she gotta step out and get sabo in the end also la....LOL....... itulah akibatnya miscommunication .... why miscom? cos never there when people were doing briefing lorr .... aih...sorry ya sorry Hazel hor's cell group members...but thank God she still kena sabo...if not i kena instead!

So now you know....Hazel Saw is only good for innocent roles...other than that...look for more un-innocent looking person..*teehee*....aiya what to do? This is known as exceptional purity k?.....hahaha....just kidding! Anyway it was fun...having watch all the people i tricked...or tried tricking...kena sabo...soaked with water.....scream, jump and run.... :P :P Now...to hire innocent looking hazel saw for any sabo roles...please kindly be informed that per hire = RM10 ya?....:P

Ok....the midnight moon has gotten some effect on my brain capacities and its crappiness already. I shall hit my patrick-star-spongebob-jellyfish catching beautiful soft bed now...

Till then, TOODLES~